// ***************************************************** // Author: Mike Graham // URL: http://www.jenjamedia.co.uk // 2 line random text script, use or modify as you wish. // Have a good day! // ***************************************************** quote = new Array credit= new Array quote[0]="Here's looking at you kid" credit[0]="Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in Casablanca." quote[1]="You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" credit[1]="Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) in The Italian Job." quote[2]="Dave, my mind is going, I can feel it" credit[2]="HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) in 2001: A Space Odyssey." quote[3]="Fasten your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy ride" credit[3]="Margo Channing (Bette Davis) in All About Eve." quote[4]="Made it Ma, top of the world" credit[4]="Arthur 'Cody' Jarrett (James Cagney) in White Heat." quote[5]="I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" credit[5]="Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) in the Godfather." quote[6]="You're going to need a bigger boat" credit[6]="Chief Brodie (Roy Scheider) in Jaws." quote[7]="Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room" credit[7]="President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in Dr Strangelove." quote[8]="You're trying to seduce me aren't you Mrs Robinson?" credit[8]="Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate." quote[9]="Here's Johnny..." credit[9]="Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson taking off the Johnny Carson Show) in The Shining." quote[9]="We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" credit[9]="Withnail (Richard E Grant) in Withnail & I." quote[10]="I coulda been a contender" credit[10]="Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront." quote[11]="Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me" credit[11]="Caesar (Kenneth Williams) in Carry on Cleo." quote[12]="Wait a minute, wait a minute... You ain't heard nothing yet!" credit[12]="Jakie Rabinowitz (Al Jolson) in The Jazz Singer - also the first spoken words in the movies." quote[13]="Greed is good; greed is right; greed works" credit[13]="Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) in Wall Street." quote[14]="Let's run this up the flagpole and see who salutes it" credit[14]="Juror 12 (Robber Webber) in Twelve Angry Men." quote[15]="The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true" credit[15]="Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye) in The Court Jester." quote[16]="The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses" credit[16]="Boris Grushenko (Woddy Allen) in Love And Death." quote[17]="You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie" credit[17]="Dante (Brian O'Halloran) in Clerks." quote[18]="Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man" credit[18]="Jeffrey Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) in The Big Lebowski." quote[19]="Okay, let me see if I got this straight. In order to be grounded I've got to be crazy, and I must be crazy to keep flying missions. But, if I ask to be grounded that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying" credit[19]="Captain John Yossarian (Alan Arkin) in Catch-22, learning about army regulations." quote[20]="You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind" credit[20]="Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) in The Matrix." quote[21]="My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" credit[21]="Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) in The Princess Bride." quote[22]="Heil myself" credit[22]="Frederick Bronski (Mel Brookes disguised as Hitler) in To Be Or Not To Be." quote[23]="My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!" credit[23]="Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) in The Producers." quote[24]="You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught" credit[24]="Thelma (Susan Sarandon) in Thelma and Louise." quote[25]="When I came out into society I was 15. I already knew then that the role I was condemned to, namely to keep quiet and do what I was told, gave me the perfect opportunity to listen and observe. Not to what people told me, which naturally was of no interest to me, but to whatever it was they were trying to hide. I practiced detachment. I learn how to look cheerful while under the table I stuck a fork onto the back of my hand. I became a virtuoso of deceit. I consulted the strictest moralists to learn how to appear, philosophers to find out what to think, and novelists to see what I could get away with, and in the end it all came down to one wonderfully simple principle: win or die" credit[25]="The Marquise de Merteuil (Glenn Close) in Dangerous Liaisons." quote[26]="The pervert is back!" credit[26]="Larry Flynt (Woody Harrelson) in The People vs Larry Flynt." quote[27]="...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" credit[27]="Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in Network." quote[28]="Is it safe?" credit[28]="Szell (Laurence Olivier) in Marathon Man." quote[29]="In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock" credit[29]="Harry Lime (Orson Welles) in The Third Man." quote[30]="My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood. This is my street. This ... is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet. And in a way I am dead already" credit[30]="Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) in American Beauty." quote[31]="Daddy, teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings" credit[31]="Zuzu Bailey (Karolyn Grimes) in Its A Wonderful Life." quote[32]="I'd rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend." credit[32]="David Siqueiros (Antonio Banderas) in Frida" quote[33]="We could just not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about" credit[33]="Sherri Ann Cabot (Jennifer Coolidge) in Best In Show." quote[34]="Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank?" credit[34]="Michael Moore in Bowling For Columbine." quote[35]="There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence" credit[35]="Alex (Malcolm McDowell) in A Clockwork Orange." quote[36]="They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? --- Carpe --- hear it? --- Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary" credit[36]="John Keating (Robin Williams) in Dead Poets Society." quote[37]="Oh for pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!" credit[37]="Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand) in Fargo." quote[38]="Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over" credit[38]="Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) in Goodfellas." quote[39]="Good morning, my friends. This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated: your speaker, the Mechanical Salesman. May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Widdecombe Billows, the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine, a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work?" credit[39]="Mechanical Salesman in Modern Times." quote[40]="Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast." credit[40]="Natalie (Carrie-Anne Moss) in Memento." quote[41]="Spectacular Spectacular! No words in the vernacular Can describe this rare event. You'll be struck dumb with wonderment! (Returns are fixed at 10 percent You must agree that's excellent.)" credit[41]="Zidler (Jim Broadbent) in Moulin Rouge." quote[42]="If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way" credit[42]="Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher) in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest." quote[43]="Get busy living, or get busy dying" credit[43]="Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) in The Shawshank Redemption." quote[44]="Truman, I've watched you your whole life, I saw you taking your fist step, your first word, your first kiss. I know you better than you know yourself. You are not going to walk out that door" credit[44]="Christof (Ed Harris) in The Truman Show." quote[45]="You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?" credit[45]="Malone (Sean Connery) in The Untouchables." quote[46]="A football is round, a game lasts 90 minutes. That's for sure. Anything else is merely hypothetical. Off we go!" credit[46]="Herr Schuster (Armin Rohde) in Run Lola Run." quote[47]="You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." credit[47]="Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter." quote[48]="Forgiveness is between them [kidnappers] and God. It's up to me to arrange the meeting." credit[48]="Creasy (Denzel Washington) in Man on Fire." quote[49]="There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." credit[49]="Jules (Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction." quote[50]="What's for supper wife...cabbage again!" credit[50]="Jonathan the Woodcutter (Bernard Miles) in Tom Thumb." quote[51]="What kind of bastard would break a dog's back?" credit[51]="Morris (Jerry Mofokeng) in Tsotsi." quote[52]="Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try." credit[52]="Grandpa (Alan Arkin) in Little Miss Sunshine." quote[53]="Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything." credit[53]="Chris Kelvin (George Clooney) in Solaris." //Keep adding in this way... //quote[n]="quote here" //credit[n]="credit here." var random_num=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quote.length)) var output=""+quote[random_num]+""+"
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